Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Awareness Dates for May
Allergy/Asthma Awareness Month
Asian Pacific American Heritage Month
Better Sleep Month
Better Speech and Hearing Month
Cystic fibrosis Awareness Month AUSTRALIA & USA Leelee
Celiac Awareness Month
Correct Posture Month
Fibromyalgia Awareness
Foot Health Month
Haitian Heritage Month
Indian Heritage Month (observed in Guyana, Suriname, Trinidad and Tobago, and most Caribbean island-nations)
Jewish American Heritage Month
Labor History Month
Lyme Disease Awareness Month
Mental Health Month
Military Appreciation Month
Month of Man
National Mobility Awareness Month - Annual celebration encouraging people with disabilities to enjoy active, mobile lifestyles - www.mobilityawarenessmonth.com
National Physical Fitness and Sports Month
National High Blood Pressure Month
National Don't Eat Cheese Before Noon Month
National Hamburger Month
National Foster Care Month
National Barbecue Month
National Bike Month
National Zombie Awareness Month
National Mine Month
National Egg Month
National Morrissey History Month
National Pet Month
National Salad Month
National Artisan Gelato Month
National Asparagus Month
National Good Car Keeping Month
National Strawberry Month
National Chocolate Custard Month
National Clean Energy Month
National Salsa Month
National Share A Story month
Older Americans Month
Science Month (US EPA)
South Asian Heritage Month
Uranus Awareness Month
Day - Week:
May 1 - World Naturist Day
May 1 - May Day - Labour Day
May 2 - International Astronomy Day
May 3 - World Press Freedom Day (Recognized by the UN)
May 4 - International Firefighters' Day, Star Wars Day
May 5 - International Midwives Day
May 6 - International Awareness Day for Osteogenesis Imperfecta (Brittle Bones)
May 7 - Rabindranath Tagore's Anniversary Day
May 7 - Bladder Cancer Awareness Day
May 8 - World Red Cross & Red Crescent Day
May 8 - May 9 - Time of Remembrance and Reconciliation for Those Who Lost Their Lives during the Second World War (Recognized by the UN)
May 10 - World Lupus Day
May 12 - International Nurses Day
May 15 - International Day of Families (Recognized by the UN)
May 17 - World Information Society Day (Recognized by the UN)
May 17 - Vesak Day Birth of Siddhartha ,Buddhism found and Death of Siddhartha Gautama Buddha
May 17 - Vesak Day 2600 Sri Sambuddha Jayanthiya found of Buddhism
May 18 - International AIDS Vaccine Day
May 18 - International AIDS Candlelight Memorial
May 18 - International Museum Day
May 19 - World Hepatitis Day
May 20 - World Autoimmune Arthritis Day, sponsored by the International Autoimmune Arthritis Movement
May 21 - World Day for Cultural Diversity for Dialogue and Development (Recognized by the UN)
May 22 - International Day for Biological Diversity (Recognized by the UN)
May 25 - Towel day Tribute to Author Douglas Adams
May 23 - World Turtle Day
May 29 - International Day of United Nations Peacekeepers (Recognized by the UN)
May 29 - Redhead Day in Walibi Belgium
May 31 - World No Tobacco Day (Recognized by the UN)
1st Tuesday of May - World Asthma Day
1st Thursday in May - National Day of Prayer
2nd Saturday of May - World Fair Trade Day
2nd Sunday of May - International Mothers' Day
U.S. National Health Observances - May:
Arthritis Awareness Month - Arthritis Foundation 1330 West Peachtree Street, Suite 100 Atlanta, GA 30309 (800) 283-7800 (404) 872-0457 Fax help@arthritis.org www.arthritis.org - Materials available Contact: Carol Galbreath
Better Hearing and Speech Month - American Speech-Language-Hearing Association 2200 Research Boulevard, Mailstop 215 Rockville, MD 20850 (800) 498-2071 (301) 296-5700 (301) 296-8586 Fax bhsm@asha.org www.asha.org/bhsm/ - Materials available.
Employee Health and Fitness Month - National Association for Health and Fitness 65 Niagara Square, Room 607 Buffalo, NY 14202 (716) 583-0521 (716) 851-4052 (716) 851-4309 Fax wellness@city-buffalo.org physicalfitness.org/nehf.html - Materials available Contact: Philip Haberstro
Healthy Vision Month - National Eye Institute National Institutes of Health 9 Memorial Drive, Building 9, Room B1E04 Bethesda, MD 20892-0900 (301) 496-5248 (301) 402-1065 Fax www.healthyvision2010.nei.nih.gov/hvm Materials available Contact: Linda Huss
Hepatitis Awareness Month - Hepatitis Foundation International 504 Blick Drive Silver Spring, MD 20904-2901 (800) 891-0707 (301) 622-4200 (301) 622-4702 Fax info@hepatitisfoundation.org www.hepatitisfoundation.org - Materials available Contact: Thelma King Thiel
Lupus Awareness Month - Lupus Foundation of America, Inc. 2000 L Street NW, Suite 710 Washington, DC 20036 (888) 385-8787 (202) 349-1156 Fax info@lupus.org www.lupus.org/newsite/pages/lupus-awaren ess-month.html - Materials available Contact: Duane Peters
Mediterranean Diet Month - Oldways and the Mediterranean Foods Alliance 266 Beacon Street Boston, MA 02116 (617) 421-5500 (617) 421-5511 Fax eross@oldwayspt.org www.mediterraneanmark.org/Resources.htm - Materials available Contact: Erika Ross
Melanoma/Skin Cancer Detection and Prevention Month - American Academy of Dermatology 930 East Woodfield Road Schaumburg, IL 60173 (888) 462-DERM (462-3376) (847) 330-0230 (847) 330-8907 Fax mediarelations@aad.org www.melanomamonday.org - Materials available Contact: Kara McFarland
Mental Health Month - Mental Health America 2000 North Beauregard Street, 6th Floor Alexandria, VA 22311 (800) 969-6642 (703) 684-5968 Fax rbridge@mentalhealthamerica.net www.mentalhealthamerica.net/go/may - Materials available Contact: Raymond Bridge
National Celiac Disease Awareness Month - American Celiac Disease Alliance 2504 Duxbury Place Alexandria, VA 22308 (703) 622-3331 info@americanceliac.org www.capwiz.com/celiac/home - Materials available Contact: Andrea Levario
National High Blood Pressure Education Month - National Heart, Lung, and Blood Institute Health Information Center P.O. Box 30105 Bethesda, MD 20824-0105 (301) 592-8573 (301) 592-8563 Fax nhlbiinfo@nhlbi.nih.gov www.nhlbi.nih.gov/new/press/mayhbpmo.htm Materials available, Contact: Information Specialist
National Osteoporosis Awareness and Prevention Month - National Osteoporosis Foundation 1150 17th Street NW, Suite 850 Washington, DC 20036 (800) 231-4222 (202) 223-2226 (202) 223-2237 Fax communications@nof.org www.nof.org - Materials available Contact: Jill Ryan
National Physical Fitness and Sports Month - President’s Council on Physical Fitness and Sports 1101 Wootton Parkway, #560 Rockville, MD 20852 (240) 276-9567 (240) 276-9860 Fax fitness@hhs.gov www.fitness.gov Materials available.
National Toxic Encephalopathy and Chemical Injury Awareness Month - National Toxic Encephalopathy Foundation P.O. Box 29194 Las Vegas, NV 89126 Angel@ntef-usa.org www.ntef-usa.org - Materials available Contact: Angel De Fazio
Older Americans Month - U.S. Administration on Aging 1 Massachusetts Avenue NW Washington, DC 20001 (202) 619-0724 (202) 357-3555 aoainfo@aoa.gov www.aoa.gov/AoARoot/Press_Room/Observanc es/2011/Older_Americans.aspx Materials available Contact: Carol Crecy
Ultraviolet Awareness Month - Prevent Blindness America 211 West Wacker Drive, Suite 1700 Chicago, IL 60606 (800) 331-2020 (312) 363-6001 (312) 363-6052 Fax info@preventblindness.org www.preventblindness.org - Materials available Contact: PBA Consumer and Patient Hotline
Children's Mental Health Awareness Week - National Federation of Families for Children's Mental Health 9605 Medical Center Drive, Suite 280 Rockville, MD 20850 (240) 403-1901 (240) 403-1909 Fax ffcmh@ffcmh.org www.ffcmh.org/2011/02/3762/ - Materials available Contact: Sandra A. Spencer
North American Occupational Safety and Health Week - American Society of Safety Engineers ASSE Public Relations Department 1800 East Oakton Street Des Plaines, IL 60018-2187 (847) 699-2929 (847) 768-3413 (847) 296-3769 Fax dhurns@asse.org, www.asse.org/newsroom/naosh09/events.php - Materials available Contact: Diane Hurns or Joanna Climer
2 - Melanoma Monday - American Academy of Dermatology 930 East Woodfield Road Schaumburg, IL 60173 (888) 462-DERM (462-3376) (847) 330-0230 (847) 330-8907 Fax mediarelations@aad.org www.aad.org - Materials available Contact: Kara McFarland
7 - Cornelia de Lange Syndrome Awareness Day - CdLS-USA Foundation 302 West Main Street, #100 Avon, CT 06001 (800) 753-2357 (800) 223-8355 (860) 676-8166 (860) 676-8337 Fax outreach@cdlsusa.org www.cdlsusa.org - Materials available Contact: Marie Malloy
8 - 14 - Food Allergy Awareness Week - Food Allergy & Anaphylaxis Network 11781 Lee Jackson Highway, Suite 160 Fairfax, VA 22033 (800) 929-4040 (703) 691-3179 (703) 691-2713 Fax jroeder@foodallergy.org www.foodallergy.org/section/food-allergy -awareness-week1 - Materials available Contact: Jennifer Roeder
8 - 14 - National Alcohol and Other Drug-Related Birth Defects Week - National Council on Alcoholism and Drug Dependence, Inc. 244 East 58th Street, 4th Floor New York, NY 10022 (800) NCA-CALL (622-2255) (24-hour helpline) (212) 269-7797 (212) 269-7510 Fax president@ncadd.org www.ncadd.org - Materials available Contact: President
8 - 14 - National Women's Health Week - Office on Women's Health U.S. Department of Health and Human Services 200 Independence Avenue SW, Room 712E Washington, DC 20201 (202) 205-1952 (202) 690-7172 Fax www.womenshealth.gov/whw Materials available Contact: Retta Terry
9 - 15 - National Stuttering Awareness Week - Stuttering Foundation of America 1805 Meriah Woods Boulevard, #3 P.O. Box 11749 Memphis, TN 38111-0749 (800) 992-9392 (800) 967-7700 (901) 761-0484 Fax info@stutteringhelp.org www.stutteringhelp.org - Materials available Contact: Jane Fraser
9 - National Women's Check-up Day - Office on Women's Health U.S. Department of Health and Human Services 200 Independence Avenue SW, Room 712 E Washington, DC 20201 (202) 205-1952 (202) 690-7172 Fax www.womenshealth.gov/whw Materials available Contact: Retta Terry
18 - HIV Vaccine Awareness Day - National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases Division of AIDS Vaccine Research Program 6700-B Rockledge Drive, Room 4139 Bethesda, MD 20892 (301) 435-3732 (301) 402-1505 Fax niaiddaidsscib@niaid.nih.gov, www.niaid.nih.gov/news/events/hvad/Pages /default.aspx Materials available Contact: NIAID SCIB
19 - National Asian and Pacific Islander HIV/AIDS Awareness Day - The Banyan Tree Project Asian & Pacific Islander Wellness Center 730 Polk Street, 4th Floor San Francisco, CA 94109 (415) 292-3420 (415) 292-3404 Fax sapna@apiwellness.org www.banyantreeproject.org - Materials available Contact: Sapna Mysoor
19 - World Hepatitis Day - National Viral Hepatitis Roundtable, rhessmiller@nvhr.org www.nvhr.org - Materials available
22 - 28 - National Hurricane Awareness Week - National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration National Weather Service Office of Climate, Water, and Weather Services 1325 East West Highway, Room 9462 Silver Spring, MD 20910 (301) 713-1677 x124 deborah.jones@noaa.gov www.nhc.noaa.gov Materials available Contact: Deborah Jones
23 - 29 - Recreational Water Illness and Injury Prevention Week - Waterborne Disease Prevention Branch Division of Foodborne, Waterborne, and Environmental Diseases National Center for Emerging and Zoonotic Infectious Diseases Centers for Disease Control and Prevention 4770 Buford Highway NE, MS F-22 Atlanta, GA 30341-3724 (770) 488-7787 (770) 488-7761 Fax mhlavsa@cdc.gov www.cdc.gov/healthywater/swimming/rwi/rw i-prevention-week/ Materials available Contact: Michele Hlavsa
25 - National Senior Health & Fitness Day - Mature Market Resource Center 1850 West Winchester Road, #213 Libertyville, IL 60048 (800) 828-8225 info@fitnessday.com www.fitnessday.com - Materials available Contact: Gary W. Ford
27 - Heat Safety Awareness Day - National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration National Weather Service Office of Climate, Water, and Weather Services 1325 East West Highway, Room 13160 Silver Spring, MD 20910 (301) 713-1867 x135 jannie.g.ferrell@noaa.gov www.weather.gov/om/heat/index.shtml Materials available Contact: Jannie G. Ferrell
31 - World No Tobacco Day - Pan American Health Organization WHO Regional Office for the Americas 525 23rd Street NW Washington, DC 20037-2895 (202) 974-3890 www.who.int/tobacco/wntd/en - Materials available.
Saturday, February 9, 2013
the Leather & Lace by Jamie Bond from Unmuted Ink
the Leather & Lace by Jamie Bond from Unmuted Ink book
is now available!
SHOUT OUTS TO Tammy Jones & Hip Hope Publishing
and to Wyatt Blackmon as the eye candy cover!
LETZZZZZZ GOOOOOOOOOO ♥
~~ Jamie Bond ♥
is now available!
SHOUT OUTS TO Tammy Jones & Hip Hope Publishing
and to Wyatt Blackmon as the eye candy cover!
LETZZZZZZ GOOOOOOOOOO ♥
~~ Jamie Bond ♥
http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/unmutedink
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Saturday, January 26, 2013
Check out "When Music Met Poetry" by Jamie Bond - laced over a Clams Casino Official Beat!
Check out "When Music Met Poetry" by Jamie Bond -
laced over a Clams Casino Official Beat!
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laced over a Clams Casino Official Beat!
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Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Sunday, January 20, 2013
Thursday, January 17, 2013
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Monday, January 9, 2012
FEMALE EMPOWERMENT QUOTES
Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weaknesses. ~Marie de Vichy-Chamrond
It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman. ~Alexandre Dumas
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? ~J.D. Salinger
The man's desire is for the woman; but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man. ~Samuel Taylor Coleridge
No woman wants to see herself too clearly. ~Mignon McLaughlin
I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out. ~George Eliot
Men look at themselves in mirrors. Women look for themselves. ~Elissa Melamed
Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination. ~Marcel Proust
A woman's whole life is a history of the affections. ~Washington Irving
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being? ~Oscar Wilde
There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature. ~Stephen Stills
It is because of men that women dislike one another. ~Jean de La Bruyère
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. ~Tallulah Bankhead
Once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her. ~John Vanbrugh
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. ~Fran Lebowitz
Woman's virtue is man's greatest invention. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little. ~Samuel Johnson
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. ~Elbert Hubbard
I hate women because they always know where things are. ~Voltaire
Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue. ~Hermione Gingold
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not. ~H.L. Mencken
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. ~Elayne Boosler
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. ~Oscar Wilde
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. ~Woodrow Wyatt
Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. ~Jules Barbey d'Aurevilley
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him, they don't like him. ~Marlene Dietrich
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. ~Bill Maher
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew
The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself. ~Elizabeth Metcalf
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. ~Oscar Wilde
Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked. ~Ovid
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man. ~George Meredith
Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls. ~Mignon McLaughlin
Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
~Sam Slick
I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. ~Ogden Nash
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women. ~Elsa Schiaparelli
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself. ~Roseanne
A woman is like a tea bag: you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. ~Eleanor RooseveltIf a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? ~J.D. Salinger
The man's desire is for the woman; but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man. ~Samuel Taylor Coleridge
No woman wants to see herself too clearly. ~Mignon McLaughlin
I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out. ~George Eliot
Men look at themselves in mirrors. Women look for themselves. ~Elissa Melamed
Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination. ~Marcel Proust
A woman's whole life is a history of the affections. ~Washington Irving
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being? ~Oscar Wilde
There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature. ~Stephen Stills
It is because of men that women dislike one another. ~Jean de La Bruyère
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. ~Tallulah Bankhead
Once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her. ~John Vanbrugh
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. ~Fran Lebowitz
Woman's virtue is man's greatest invention. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little. ~Samuel Johnson
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. ~Elbert Hubbard
I hate women because they always know where things are. ~Voltaire
Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue. ~Hermione Gingold
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not. ~H.L. Mencken
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. ~Elayne Boosler
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. ~Oscar Wilde
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. ~Woodrow Wyatt
Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. ~Jules Barbey d'Aurevilley
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him, they don't like him. ~Marlene Dietrich
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. ~Bill Maher
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew
The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself. ~Elizabeth Metcalf
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. ~Oscar Wilde
Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked. ~Ovid
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man. ~George Meredith
Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls. ~Mignon McLaughlin
Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
~Sam Slick
I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. ~Ogden Nash
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women. ~Elsa Schiaparelli
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself. ~Roseanne
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~Charlotte Whitton
Feminism's agenda is basic: It asks that women not be forced to 'choose' between public justice and private happiness. ~Susan Faludi
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
~Arnold Haultain
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally of dealing with men. ~Joseph Conrad
Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble. ~Doctor Leon
A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. ~Diane Mariechild
In politics if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. ~Margaret Thatcher
Woman must not accept; she must challenge. She must not be awed by that which has been built up around her; she must reverence that woman in her which struggles for expression. ~Margaret Sanger
Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal. ~William Shakespeare
I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
~Stanley Baldwin
One is not born a woman, one becomes one. ~Simone de Beauvoir
The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. ~Robert Graves
Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between. ~Mignon McLaughlin
A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful. ~Karl Kraus
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~Aristotle Onassis
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
No E-Mail Address
No E-Mail Address
An unemployed man is desperate to supporthis family of a wife and three kids.
He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test.
The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get you in the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and advise you when to start and where to report on your first day."
Taken back, the man protests that he is poor and has neither a computer nor an e-mail address.
To this the manager replies, "You must understand that to a company like ours that means that you virtually do not exist. Without an
e-mail address you can hardly expect to be employed by a high-tech firm Good day."
Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having $10 in his wallet, he walks past a farmers' market and sees a stand selling 25 lb. crates of beautiful red tomatoes. He buys a crate, carries it to a busy corner and displays the tomatoes. In less than 2 hours he sells all the tomatoes and makes 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 and arrives home that night with several bags of groceries for his family.
During the night he decides to repeat the tomato business the next day. By the end of the week he is getting up early every day and working into the night. He multiplies his profits quickly.
Early in the second week he acquires a cart to transport several boxes of tomatoes at a time, but before a month is up he sells the cart to buy a broken-down pickup truck
At the end of a year he owns three old trucks. His two sons have left their neighborhood gangs to help him with the tomato business, his wife is buying the tomatoes, and his daughter is taking night courses at the community college so she can keep books for him.
By the end of the second year he has a dozen very nice used trucks and employs fifteen previously unemployed people, all selling tomatoes. He continues to work hard.
Time passes and at the end of the fifth year he owns a fleet of nice trucks and a warehouse that his wife supervises, plus two tomato farms that the boys manage. The tomato company's payroll has put hundreds of homeless and jobless people to work. His daughter reports that the business grossed over one million dollars.
Planning for the future, he decides to buy some life insurance.
Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. Then the adviser asks him for his e-mail
address in order to send the final documents electronically.
When the man replies that he doesn't have time to mess with a computer and has no e-mail address, the insurance man is stunned, "What, you don't have e-mail? No computer? No Internet? Just think where you would be today if you'd had all of that five years ago!"
"Ha!" snorts the man. "If I'd had e-mail five years ago I would be sweeping floors at Microsoft and making $5.35 an hour."
Which brings us to the moral of the story:
Since you got this story by e-mail, you're probably closer to being a janitor than a millionaire
Sadly, I received it also.
An unemployed man is desperate to supporthis family of a wife and three kids.
He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test.
The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get you in the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and advise you when to start and where to report on your first day."
Taken back, the man protests that he is poor and has neither a computer nor an e-mail address.
To this the manager replies, "You must understand that to a company like ours that means that you virtually do not exist. Without an
e-mail address you can hardly expect to be employed by a high-tech firm Good day."
Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having $10 in his wallet, he walks past a farmers' market and sees a stand selling 25 lb. crates of beautiful red tomatoes. He buys a crate, carries it to a busy corner and displays the tomatoes. In less than 2 hours he sells all the tomatoes and makes 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 and arrives home that night with several bags of groceries for his family.
During the night he decides to repeat the tomato business the next day. By the end of the week he is getting up early every day and working into the night. He multiplies his profits quickly.
Early in the second week he acquires a cart to transport several boxes of tomatoes at a time, but before a month is up he sells the cart to buy a broken-down pickup truck
At the end of a year he owns three old trucks. His two sons have left their neighborhood gangs to help him with the tomato business, his wife is buying the tomatoes, and his daughter is taking night courses at the community college so she can keep books for him.
By the end of the second year he has a dozen very nice used trucks and employs fifteen previously unemployed people, all selling tomatoes. He continues to work hard.
Time passes and at the end of the fifth year he owns a fleet of nice trucks and a warehouse that his wife supervises, plus two tomato farms that the boys manage. The tomato company's payroll has put hundreds of homeless and jobless people to work. His daughter reports that the business grossed over one million dollars.
Planning for the future, he decides to buy some life insurance.
Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. Then the adviser asks him for his e-mail
address in order to send the final documents electronically.
When the man replies that he doesn't have time to mess with a computer and has no e-mail address, the insurance man is stunned, "What, you don't have e-mail? No computer? No Internet? Just think where you would be today if you'd had all of that five years ago!"
"Ha!" snorts the man. "If I'd had e-mail five years ago I would be sweeping floors at Microsoft and making $5.35 an hour."
Which brings us to the moral of the story:
Since you got this story by e-mail, you're probably closer to being a janitor than a millionaire
Sadly, I received it also.
The 2011 version of I WILL SURVIVE
(I hope you all remember the music and can sing this as you read it)
>
The 2011 version of I WILL SURVIVE
> ! ;
SING IT GIRLS!!! (maybe in your head, if you are reading this at
work!)
>
Ready... set... go... !
>
>
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on...
>
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac ! and you 've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those blue
jeans!
>
Go on now - go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!..
>
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Hey! Hey!
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It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little
weiner standing tall and proud!
! nbsp;&g t;
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed!
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>
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
&n! bsp;I will survive! I will survive!
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> Hey! Hey
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The 2011 version of I WILL SURVIVE
> ! ;
SING IT GIRLS!!! (maybe in your head, if you are reading this at
work!)
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Ready... set... go... !
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At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on...
>
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac ! and you 've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those blue
jeans!
>
Go on now - go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!..
>
>
Hey! Hey!
>
>
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little
weiner standing tall and proud!
! nbsp;&g t;
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed!
>
>
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
&n! bsp;I will survive! I will survive!
>
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> Hey! Hey
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Monday, September 12, 2011
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY
There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses; the results were pretty interesting:
30% of women think their ass is too fat............
10% of women think their ass is too skinny......
The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world.
Saturday, July 30, 2011
The Beautiful Butterfly Cafe Proudly Presents JAMIE BOND
Show Details:
Show: The Beautiful Butterfly Cafe Proudly Presents JAMIE BOND
Date/Time: Jul 29, 2011 7:00 PM EDT
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Date/Time: Jul 29, 2011 7:00 PM EDT
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Sunday, July 3, 2011
My new address:
My new address:
I wanted to let everyone know that I have moved, and to give you my new
Address.
I have moved from Beggars' Alley located onPoverty Lane
Bleak andBusted Circle
My new address is:
Living Well Drive
Blessings Street
Him Interstate, which runs North, South, East and West.
No Longer will I allow myself to travel on Begging Peter to pay offPaul
Route
Have, that crosses Borrowers' Junction.
I no longer hang out at Failures' Place nearExcuses Avenue
Procrastination Mall. I've moved on to an upscale community calledHigher
Heights
At me!!
Please know that each day that HE awakens me, I am thankful to be a
Product of my new environment. All of my clothes are MASTER TAILOR-MADE. I
Am dressed in life's finest.
Let me introduce you to all of my new neighbors:
CONCEIVE IT,
BELIEVE IT,
ACT ON IT,
HAVE FAITH,
BE PERSISTENT,
AND ALWAYS BE PREPARED TO ACHIEVE.
`
Life is good because: GOD IS GOOD!!!!!
HAVE YOU MOVEDTOO ????
If not I pray that you will be moving soon!!!!!!!!
Too Blessed to be Stressed!
Address.
I have moved from Beggars' Alley located on
Bleak and
My new address is:
Him Interstate, which runs North, South, East and West.
No Longer will I allow myself to travel on Begging Peter to pay off
Route
Have, that crosses Borrowers' Junction.
I no longer hang out at Failures' Place near
Procrastination Mall. I've moved on to an upscale community called
At me!!
Please know that each day that HE awakens me, I am thankful to be a
Product of my new environment. All of my clothes are MASTER TAILOR-MADE. I
Am dressed in life's finest.
Let me introduce you to all of my new neighbors:
CONCEIVE IT,
BELIEVE IT,
ACT ON IT,
HAVE FAITH,
BE PERSISTENT,
`
Life is good because: GOD IS GOOD!!!!!
HAVE YOU MOVED
If not I pray that you will be moving soon!!!!!!!!
Too Blessed to be Stressed!
Thursday, June 30, 2011
The Law of the Seed
The Law of the Seed
Take a look at an apple tree. There might be five hundred apples on the tree, but each apple has just ten seeds. That's a lot of seeds!
We might ask, "Why would you need so many seeds to grow just a few more apple trees?"
Nature has something to teach us here. It's telling us: "Not all seeds grow. In life, most seeds never grow. So if you really want to make something happen, you had better try more than once."
This might mean: You’ll attend twenty interviews to get one job. You'll interview forty people to find one good employee. You'll talk to fifty people to sell one house, one car, one vacuum cleaner, one insurance policy, or a business idea. And you might meet a hundred acquaintances just to find one special friend.
When we understand the "Law of the Seed", we don't get so disappointed. We stop feeling like victims. We learn how to deal with things that happen to us.
Successful people fail more often. But they plant more seeds.
Man & Woman
Man & Woman
The Man is Like The Train
At 20 years he is like the local train it stops at every station
At 30 years he is like the special it stops only at the large towns
At 40 years he is like the express it stops at the big cities only
At 50 years he is like the old locomotive it stops often to water
At 60 years he doesn't leave any more it remains . . . in the yard J
The Woman is Like The World
At 20 years she is like
At 30 years she is like
At 40 years she is like
At 50 years she is like
At 60 years she is like
But... no one wants to goJ
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Water & Wine Education
Water & Wine Education
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. In other
words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors)
because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering, and fermenting.
It is better to drink wine and talk shit .. than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service.
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