There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

Illusion is the 1st of all pleasures.

"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin."

An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.

"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this."

"People can have the Model T in any colour--so long as it's black."~Henry Ford

Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity

Keeping ur clothes well pressed will keep u from looking hard pressed

Every time I think I'm dead poetry resurrects me and breaths new life into me. I would probably perish w/o my writing outlet...

Spare no expense to save money on this one...

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.

yes so true

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass,
It's about dancing in the rain...

paths....

somewhere calm.....

womans brain

3 things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth

name game

J : People Adore you
A: A True Angel
M: Easy to fall in love with
I : you are easy to fall for
E: You are great in bed

*************

A: A True Angel
B : You love a certain someone
C: People cant help but check u out
D: You are really lovable
E: You are great in bed
F: people love you
G: You never let people tell you what to do
H: You have a very good personality and good looks
I : you are easy to fall for
J : People Adore you
K: People can trust you
L: awesome kisser
M: Easy to fall in love with
N :Your the best fuck ever
O : Best kisser ever
P : You are popular with all types of people
Q : You are a hypocrite
R: You love to kiss
S: You hotty
T: Loves music
U:Beautiful
V : You are not judgmental
W: You are popular
X: You never let people tell you what to do

Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person

"If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere."

If You Want to Lose Weight Don't Listen to Your Fat Friends

Reason is our soul's left hand, Faith her right

smile 4 me

ღஜღYOUღஜღAREღஜღTRULYღஜღLOVEDღஜღ

Life is fragile handle with prayer

Ever wonder if the dollar bills in your pocket have been in a stripper's butt crack? Well, you are now. have a nice day! ;-)

get paid

Don't get Mad get Motivated,
Don't get Bitter Get Better,
don't get Pissed get Paper

words to live by

HarveyLevinTMZ: Cocaine was a factor in Billy Mays death: http://su.pr/1cjQtK

the internet

is tired today half of my links work

ssssshhhhhhh

Hey don't say anything,
but guess who's still together
after all the shit that's come between them?



Your butt cheeks!! LMAO!

Fwd:Fwd:FWD: TODAY GOD GAVE YOU ANOTHER DAY OF LIFE, & IF YOU ARE THANKFUL PASS IT ON TO 10 PEOPLE. AND WATCH HOW HE BLESS U. 95% OF YOU..WON'T PASS It!!!

PONDERISMS

PONDERISMS



· I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

· There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

· Life is sexually transmitted.

· Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

· The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

· Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

· Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

· Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

· All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

· In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal..

· How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

· Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?'


· If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

· Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?


· If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

B 7 If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

· Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

· Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

· Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

· Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?

FW: lol

He said, "My Girl is always accusing me of cheating."
I said, "But You Are!"
He said, "But she don't know that."

2 days thought...

To get your ideas across use small words,
big ideas, and short sentences

Friends....

Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u. sshheeiiitttt y should only I suffer!

ohhh wow~~

A GUY ASKS HIS WIFE COULD HE CUM IN HER EAR, SHE SAID NO-I MIGHT GO DEAF...HE SAID I'VE BEEN CUM'N IN YOUR MOUTH FOR YEARS & YOU AINT SHUT THE FUCK UP YET!

TRY

The only difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!!

What In 2010 the US Gov will start shipping retards away. My eyes watered when I thought of
losing you. Be strong. Wear your helmet and take your crayons ...(End)

haha

96% of Americans say "Oh shit!" before they drive into a ditch.
The other 4% are from NEWARK and say "hold my blunt and watch this!" lol