Friends....

Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u. sshheeiiitttt y should only I suffer!

ohhh wow~~

A GUY ASKS HIS WIFE COULD HE CUM IN HER EAR, SHE SAID NO-I MIGHT GO DEAF...HE SAID I'VE BEEN CUM'N IN YOUR MOUTH FOR YEARS & YOU AINT SHUT THE FUCK UP YET!

TRY

The only difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!!

What In 2010 the US Gov will start shipping retards away. My eyes watered when I thought of
losing you. Be strong. Wear your helmet and take your crayons ...(End)

haha

96% of Americans say "Oh shit!" before they drive into a ditch.
The other 4% are from NEWARK and say "hold my blunt and watch this!" lol