The 2011 version of I WILL SURVIVE

(I hope you all remember the music and can sing this as you read it)
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The 2011 version of I WILL SURVIVE
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SING IT GIRLS!!! (maybe in your head, if you are reading this at
work!)
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Ready... set... go...    !  
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At first I was afraid, I was petrified.  
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on...
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But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac ! and you 've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream  
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those blue
jeans!
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Go on now - go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
   
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!..

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It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little
weiner standing tall and proud!  
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But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed!
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[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
&n! bsp;I will survive! I will survive!  
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