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Saturday, April 30, 2011

The Diet

Norvegian diet...
Ole was turning 88 and was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
Doc: 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.
When Ole returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
Ole nodded..'I'll tell you though, by God, I thought I wuz gonna drop dead on dat 3rd day.
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
Ole: 'Hell no, it wuz from all dat damn skippin'

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