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Thursday, June 23, 2011


IDIOT  SIGHTING                                  
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of    
our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the  opener. I      
thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, 
a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a  1/4 horsepower.' I 
responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's  not.' Four is larger    
than two..                                                                          
                        We  haven't used Sears repair since.                        
                                  IDIOT  SIGHTING:                                  
    My  daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the    
  clerk  a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said,  
  'you  gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I  know,  but this way you can just  
  give me a dollar bill back.  She sighed and went  to get the manager who asked me  
to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me  back the quarter, and said 'We're 
sorry but we could not do that kind of  thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me 
                          back $1 and 75 cents in  change..                          
                      Do  not confuse the clerks at McDonald's.                      
                                IDIOT  SIGHTING  :                                  
    I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local      
township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign  on 
  our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!'  I  don't  
            think this is a good place for  them to be crossing anymore.'            
                                From Kingman , KS ..                                
                        IDIOT  SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE  :                          
  My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the  person  
behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they  only had  
                                  iceberg lettuce..                                  
                                  From Kansas City                                  
                                  IDIOT  SIGHTING:                                  
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee  asked, 'Has 
  anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied,  
    'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled  knowingly and    
                                  'That's why we ask.'                              
                          Happened in Birmingham ,  Ala.                            
                                IDIOT  SIGHTING  :                                  
    The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was    
  crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew  
  what the buzzer was for.. I explained that it signals blind people when the light  
is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing  driving?!'  
                    She  was a probation officer in Wichita , KS                    
                                  IDIOT SIGHTING :                                  
  At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the  company  
due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We  should do  
  this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at  each other  
                      with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.                      
                      This was a lunch at  Texas Instruments.                      
                                  IDIOT SIGHTING :                                  
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and  for the 
      sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.      
            A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no  less.              
                                  IDIOT  SIGHTING                                  
  When  my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we  
  were  told the keys had been locked in it.  We went to the service department and  
found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door.  As I  watched  
from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and  discovered that 
it was unlocked.  'Hey,' I announced to the technician,  'its open!'  His reply, 'I 
                          know.  I already got that  side.'                          
                  This  was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS                    
                                    STAY ALERT!                                    
              They walk among  us... and they VOTE and they REPRODUCE              

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